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The Fountain

October 4, 2013
Drinking Fountain, Pataskala, OH

Drinking Fountain, Pataskala, OH

LOCATION: Pataskala, OH
PROGRESS REPORT: Discovered source of disturbance, the drinking fountain at an elementary school.

RECOMMENDATION: Seal off source.
ACTIONS: Disabled wiring, thus cutting power. Placed large “X” of yellow “CAUTION” tape over fountain. Taped up sign reading: “OUT OF ORDER!!! Please Do Not Use, Thank You smiley face“.
RESULTS OF ANALYSIS: The Spanish had it wrong, The Fountain of Youth is not located in Florida, but in Ohio.
SITUATION: Send Help Immediately! Full scientific team required to examine problem in detail. Highly suggest said team be composed of oldest available members. Also send in bottled water. Have been affected. Experiencing emotional problems and physical challenges. Mental facilities and memories are fading. All of my attempts to reverse the process have failed. Drawback of Fountain is that you are literally changed to Youth. Cannot control regression. Average age seems to be six to seven.

150 Words in response to Flash! Friday # 44, 150 words with no leeway. Emily


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